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Vehicle Upgrade Recommendation — 2026-07-14

From the 2024 Kia Sportage PHEV to a 3-row family hauler. All money math in tco-model.md (real July-2026 transaction data, 11.05% Seattle tax) and keep-vs-swap-2026-07-14.md; per-candidate detail in ../candidates/.

The framing (Peter's):

  1. Sienna and Telluride are the top 1 and 2 contenders — the two practical picks. Everything else on the board is a different question, not a lower rank.
  2. Everything else is "thinking outside the box" — grouped by why (cool factor, more comfort, savings), not ranked against the top two.
  3. L2 charger is installed at Ladybug. The EV9 / Ioniq 9 / R1S SEA→Oroville pattern works day one, no upfront cost.

Every price here is actual mid-2026 transaction data, not MSRP. Leasing: only the EV9/Ioniq 9 lease well (manufacturer lease cash + the captive carries the resale risk); every hybrid here leases badly. A fit-score exercise from an earlier criteria run lives in the appendix for reference; it's not what picks the car.

1. Executive summary

Top 1 — 2026 Toyota Sienna Hybrid AWD Platinum · $63,900 OTD with the Sportage trade · $394/mo modeled. Sliding doors, 33.5 cu ft behind row 3 (crushes every SUV here), 33 real-world MPG, cheapest to own on any horizon. Market reality (July 2026): the markup era is over — Siennas transact at MSRP to −$1,500 (TrueCar avg +0.4%). TSS 2.0 lane-keep is the known compromise; everything else is upside.

Top 2 — 2027 Kia Telluride Hybrid SX-Prestige AWD · $62,900 OTD with trade · $510/mo modeled. HDA2, wireless AA/CP standard, vented seats both rows, the Kia dealer network Peter already uses, 10 yr/100K powertrain warranty. Market reality: this is the one car on the board still commanding markups — TrueCar shows it transacting 0.8% over sticker, $5K adjustments common. Model assumes MSRP; every $1K of markup that sticks adds $18/mo. The best all-around no-plug hybrid for this family, at ~$115/mo more than the Sienna.

Buy one of these two. Test-drive both back-to-back; the tiebreaker is sliding doors vs. HDA2 — a lifestyle question, not a spreadsheet question.

Everything else on the board is a way to spend more (for cool factor, for luxury, for an EV daily driver) or a way to spend less (used). Those live in the "outside the box" sections below, grouped by intent so you can pick a bucket first and a car second — not so you can rank one against the Sienna.

2. Current Sportage disposition — unchanged

Full record: ../current-2024-kia-sportage/vehicle-record.md. Trade ~$25,000 / private ~$29,500; trade it in (WA tax offset $2,763 closes most of the private-party gap); don't fix cosmetics beyond a touch-up pen. Kia's $1,000 PHEV/EV conquest cash stacks on the Sportage trade at any Kia store, which matters for the Telluride, the EV9, and the used-Telluride path in §5.

3. Top picks — practical

1. Toyota Sienna Hybrid AWD — Platinum

Target Platinum AWD $59,805 MSRP all-in; real market MSRP to −$1,500 (TrueCar avg +0.4%). Seattle OTD $63,857 with the Sportage trade at a $59,000 sell. $394/mo modeled — cheapest new option on the board (XLE AWD at $49,115 MSRP models to $304/mo if the Platinum toys don't earn their keep). Don't lease it (Toyota MF ~7.4%, zero lease support) and don't buy it 1-yr used (2025 Platinums ask $54.8–62.2K — at or above discounted new).

35 MPG EPA AWD / 33 real world · 3,500 lb tow (fine — "table stakes is all Peter needs") · 6.3" clearance (weakest here; the Ladybug road caveat) · 7 or 8 seats · 33.5 cu ft behind row 3 — the way-back that actually swallows a double stroller with Lupin still in the car · 5-yr depreciation 38% (best-in-set resale) · CR reliability below average on body hardware/electronics, warranty is 3/36 basic + 5/60 powertrain + 10/150 hybrid battery.

The whole case: sliding doors are a lifestyle multiplier with a toddler and a baby, the way-back is enormous, and it costs ~$115/month less to run than the Telluride and ~$50/month less than the EV9 on the wealth-change basis (§9). The known tradeoffs — TSS 2.0 lane-keep (which Peter has said he actively dislikes), 6.3" clearance for the cabin road, no plug — are all real, and none of them change the fact that this is the vehicle that fits how the family actually moves through a week.

2. Kia Telluride Hybrid — SX-Prestige AWD

Target Hybrid SX-Prestige AWD: $56,590 + $1,545 dest = $58,135. Real market: at MSRP with $2–5K markup risk — the only markup car left on the board (CarsDirect/TrueCar: +0.8% over sticker; a Leasehackr buyer canvassed 50+ CA dealers and found $5K adjustments typical). Seattle OTD $62,896 with the Sportage trade, at MSRP. $510/mo modeled. Trim note: there is no Hybrid "SX AWD" — SX is FWD-only; the AWD step-down is X-Line SX ($56,035 all-in, $486/mo). Don't lease it (no lease cash; the advertised $499 deal is the base EX FWD). Get same-week quotes from Chuck Olson / Puyallup / Lee Johnson, and email a Denver store (documented MSRP escape valve) for leverage.

31 MPG EPA AWD hybrid / ~29–31 real · 4,500 lb tow · ~8" clearance (X-Pro trim: 9.1") · 7 or 8 seats · 21.3 cu ft behind row 3 · HDA2, wireless AA/CP standard, vented seats both rows, heated wheel · 5-yr depreciation ~50% est (1st-gen Telluride was 47–51%) · Warranty 5/60 basic, 10/100 powertrain.

The whole case: it doesn't do any one thing better than the Sienna (except drive dynamics and driver-assist), but it does no one thing badly. HDA2 is the argument — Peter has said the Sienna's assist stack is a dealbreaker on I-5. If that's true after a real test drive on I-5, the ~$115/month premium is buying a driver-assist system Peter actually uses. That's the honest tiebreaker.

Unproven-powertrain risk (2027 hybrid is all-new — no reliability track record) is the one asterisk. Kia's 10/100 warranty is the hedge.

4. Outside the box — cool factor / dream

For if the top two feel like an appliance. Not for their spreadsheets.

Rivian R1S Dual Large — ~$84K direct sale, ~$90K OTD · ~$836/mo modeled

Current sweeteners: R1 Shop inventory discounts $1–2K + 1.99% APR/60 mo through 7/31 (KBB); the lease ($1,189/mo + $9,084 DAS) is not competitive. Used 2024 Dual Larges have stabilized around $65K (~$697/mo) — the depreciation crater already happened. 329 mi EPA (Large pack), 9.5–14.7" air-adjustable clearance (best on the board — makes the Ladybug road a non-event), 7,700 lb tow, quad-motor variants stupid-fast. SEA→Oroville is a single-charge run on the Large pack (329 mi EPA) in summer, at most one short top-up in winter; overnight L2 at cabin (already installed) covers the return. Two things that haven't changed and probably won't: no Android Auto or CarPlay, ever (MacRumors, May 2026), and it's a direct-sale company still finding its service footing while every other Kia/Toyota/Hyundai/Lexus in Peter's life runs through mainstream dealers. Fable's take: this is the "cool factor" answer in this bucket; the "second car for a different household" argument still stands. Not a swap for the primary family hauler.

Used 2024 Volvo XC90 Recharge (T8) — $52–59K asking in Seattle, CPO · $618/mo modeled

The salvage-price version of the dream — Seattle listings under 25K mi ask $52–59K (CarGurus). Meanwhile new 2026 T8s carry $8–10K dealer discounts + $2K cash + 0.99% APR, modeling to $663/mo — the used-vs-new gap collapsed to ~$45/mo. If the XC90 itch is real, price both paths the same day. Someone else ate the $30K new-to-used haircut. 32 mi EV range on the T8 covers the daily loop; on the road it's just a car with a gas tank. 8.4–9.9" air clearance for Ladybug. 10.6 cu ft behind row 3 is the dealbreaker — family + Lupin + gear still doesn't pack with the way-back up. Test one once; if it doesn't grin, question answers itself. CPO/extended warranty is non-negotiable given T8 repair history.

5. Outside the box — savings / value

Get most of the picture for less by going used or moving down-trim. Each of these buys back real money without changing the daily.

Used 2024 Toyota Sienna Hybrid — XLE only; the Platinum CPO path is dead

Market check (July 2026): 2025 CPO Platinums ask $54.8–62.2K (CARFAX) — at or above a lightly negotiated new one, because Siennas lose ~5% in three years. Buy the Platinum new or not at all. The used play that survives: 2024 XLE at ~$42–43K (~$277/mo modeled) — saves $4–6K vs new XLE and keeps the 10/150 hybrid-battery clock. If the new-Sienna test drive says yes but the Platinum OTD says ouch, drop trim, not model year.

Used 2024 Kia Telluride (gas) — target ~$42–46K CPO

No used Telluride Hybrid exists — the hybrid is the all-new 2027; a 1-yr-old cohort won't appear until ~2028. The used Kia play is the 2024 gas SX-Prestige (~$42–46K, HDA2 intact, Kia CPO reinstates the 10/100 powertrain for the second owner). You keep the fuel-cost profile Peter's leaving — cheaper capital, worse fuel. Watch trims: anything below SX-Prestige loses the driver assist that's the whole reason to pick Telluride over Sienna.

Mazda CX-90 PHEV — Premium Plus $52.2K net new ($6K in July cash on the hood) or used 2024 ~$28–32K — the cheapest path on the entire board at $275/mo

The value plug-in: 26 mi EV, 56 MPGe, 25–26 MPG depleted, 8" clearance, standard AWD. Mazda is throwing $5K customer cash + $1K dealer bonus (or 0%/72) at these (CarsDirect) — which is also why used values cratered 45% in two years (KBB). A 2024 Premium Plus at ~$32K with Mazda CPO (7yr/100K powertrain) keeps the nightly-charging habit for a third of the Telluride's capital. Held back by the least refined gas↔EV handoff in the segment, lane-centering well below HDA2, and CR's "least reliable SUVs" list in year one (improving via software) — the reliability asterisk matters more on a used one.

Toyota Grand Highlander Hybrid MAX — Platinum $61,370 MSRP, transacts MSRP to −2–3% · ~$392–440/mo modeled

Best-resale non-plug hybrid (retention assumption is the swing — hence the range), TSS 3.0, biggest mainstream third row (33.5" legroom beats the Telluride), 5,000 lb tow, CR much-better-than-average, and 4.99% APR/48 through 8/3 on the Western WA regional offer (buyatoyota). The MAX drops from 31 MPG (regular hybrid) to ~23 real-world, which is the argument for the regular Grand Highlander Hybrid if fuel matters more than acceleration. On real numbers this is the Telluride's closest financial rival — TSS 3.0 lane-keep is much better than the Sienna's TSS 2.0, worth adding to the test-drive day. Skip used (2025s ask at/above new).

Hyundai Palisade Hybrid — Calligraphy AWD $60,380 MSRP, transacts 0–4% under · $63,379 OTD w/ trade · $495/mo modeled

Same 329-hp powertrain as the Telluride Hybrid, and unlike the Telluride it discounts (TrueCar: up to 4.2% below sticker vs Telluride's 0.8% over). HDA2, luxe cabin, 7.4" clearance (XRT Pro: 8.4"). Get OTD quotes on both the same weekend; if a Seattle Kia store wants a markup and a Hyundai store gives 3% off, this is quietly the value winner of the twins.

6. Outside the box — more comfort / luxury

If the top two check every box except "delight in the cabin." All of these move the monthly meaningfully up.

Lexus TX PHEV (550h+/500h+) — Luxury $82,060 MSRP, sells at full sticker · $89,465 OTD w/ trade · ~$685–780/mo modeled

33 mi EV range covers the whole daily loop off a nightly charge — the exact pattern Peter already lives with the Sportage — and on the Oroville run it's just a car with a gas tank. Zero charging logistics on US-97. CR-excellent reliability, 8.0" clearance, 5,000 lb tow, wireless AA/CP, 6 seats only. Market reality: the TX 350/500h discount 6–10%, but the PHEV's allocation is tiny and it sells at MSRP (CarsDirect); the old $7,500 lease passthrough died with the federal credit and Lexus put nothing behind PHEV leases — finance at 3.75%/48 + $1,500 bonus if buying. Effectively no used market exists (one listing nationwide). ~$26.6K OTD premium over the Telluride (the MSRP gap is ~$24K; tax on the bigger sticker adds the rest) to never think about a plug outside the garage. Naming caveat: MY2026 lists as "500h+" — verify powertrain at the dealer.

Kia EV9 Wind AWD — $65,545 MSRP, $12–14K off real → $56,689 OTD w/ trade · $429/mo modeled

The federal credit died 2025-09-30 and WA's exemption is gone, but Kia replaced them with $10,000 of its own cash (or 0%/60 + $5K), and dealers stack $2–4K on top (CarsDirect; a July Leasehackr deal showed $17K total off). Every school run, Costco trip, Goldfish drop-off on electricity at ~5¢/mi vs ~15¢/mi in a hybrid. Kia stack Peter already trusts — HDA2, wireless AA/CP standard, 10 yr/100K powertrain and battery warranty. 280 mi EPA, 20.2 cu ft behind row 3, 7.8" clearance. SEA→Oroville is a single-charge trip in summer (right at the range edge — arriving on ~5% with no margin for headwind or a full load), one ~15-min Wenatchee/Leavenworth top-up in winter; overnight L2 at Ladybug covers the return. Real risks: ICCU failure history (warranty-covered, but a bad day near Oroville) and 63% 5-yr depreciation (iSeeCars) — which is exactly why this is also the one car worth leasing: $449/mo + $3,999 DAS (~$610 effective incl. WA tax), residual set at 55% so Kia eats the depreciation risk. On the wealth-change basis the swap premium is ~$290/mo — cheaper than the Telluride (~$355). Skip used 2024s (~$44K asking): new-at-$52.5K makes them pointless.

Hyundai Ioniq 9 SEL AWD — $67,920 MSRP, $11–13K off real → $60,437 OTD w/ trade · $477/mo modeled

EV9's platform twin, with the same $10K manufacturer cash story, and RealCarTips flags the Pacific NW as its best-discount region. Beats the EV9 on the numbers that aren't loyalty: ~40 mi more range (320 vs 280 AWD — turns the SEA→Oroville single-charge run from edge-case into comfortable), more cargo behind row 3 (21.9 vs 20.2), quieter cabin. Also the cleanest advertised lease on the board: $533/mo, $0 down (~$592 effective incl. tax). Loses on the one that's literally about the Ladybug driveway: 6.9" clearance, lowest of any EV here. Drive both the same day; if extra range reads as worth more than 0.9" of clearance, this wins.

Genesis GV80 — 2.5T AWD ~$60K

Included on Peter's ask despite being gas-only (no 3-row plug variant exists — the Electrified GV70 is 2-row only). Lovely interior, HDA2-family assist, 4/50 basic + 10/100 powertrain. 11.6 cu ft behind row 3 is a duffel-bag way-back that doesn't hold a double-stroller Saturday — that's what keeps it here rather than in top picks. Cross-shop only; buy for the cabin, not the utility.

7. Ruled out / reference-only

Kept in the record so the reasoning is legible; not in the running.

8. The Oroville question — L2 confirmed at cabin

The route: Seattle → Wenatchee ≈ 148 mi; Wenatchee → Ladybug cabin (Oroville) ≈ 105 mi via US-97.

For hybrids (top picks Sienna and Telluride): trivial. One tank each way, ~29–33 real MPG, no logistics.

For plug-in hybrids (TX 550h+, CX-90 PHEV, XC90 Recharge): trivial. Nightly L2 at Ladybug covers local; gas covers the road trip.

For EVs (EV9, Ioniq 9, R1S Large): workable with little ceremony. The full run is ~250 mi:

No upfront install cost. Portland and Spokane routes are trivially covered (I-5, I-90 corridors).

Residual tail risk on the EV path: the summer single-charge arrival leaves no slack — treat the winter one-stop pattern as the default whenever the car is loaded, cold, or fighting a headwind. The bigger risk is an ICCU failure far from a service center. The Ioniq 9 carries the same platform risk; the TX 550h+ PHEV is the zero-risk alternative in the comfort bucket if that risk reads as too much.

9. Money

On the wealth-change basis (keep-Sportage ≈ $630/mo): swapping to the Sienna ≈ +$240/mo; to the EV9 ≈ +$290/mo; to the Telluride ≈ +$355/mo (+$390 if a $2K markup sticks). On the tco-model.md credit basis used for candidate ranking: Sienna $394/mo · EV9 $429/mo · Telluride $510/mo.

Two things worth noticing in the transaction data: the EV9 sits under the Telluride (Kia's $10K post-credit cash is real money), and the Sienna→Telluride gap is ~$115/mo because Tellurides sell at or over sticker while everything else discounts. Upgrading costs $240–355/mo more than keeping the Sportage — that's the price of the third row. The Sienna is the least-expensive way to buy it; the Telluride is the least-expensive way to buy it and get HDA2 — but that tiebreaker costs ~$1,380/yr, and the Grand Highlander (TSS 3.0, ~$392–440/mo) and Palisade Hybrid (HDA2, $495/mo, actually discounts) both undercut it. Out-of-state buying buys nothing (WA use tax follows you home; no documented Portland/Spokane price edge); the $25K trade-in's $2,763 tax offset stays the best "deal" in the file.

10. Next steps

  1. Test-drive weekend, top picks first: Sienna Platinum AWD at Toyota of Seattle (SoDo) — bring both car seats, drive the sliding doors on a Costco run, sit in TSS 2.0 on I-5 for 20 minutes and be honest about how it feels. Same day: Telluride Hybrid SX-Prestige at Chuck Olson Kia (Shoreline) — same route, HDA2 back-to-back.
  2. Decide inside the top two unless something breaks. The whole framing is: pick between these first; only pop out to "outside the box" if the answer is "neither."
  3. If neither: schedule from the outside-the-box list — Lexus TX 550h+ for the luxury path, EV9 for the EV daily driver, XC90 Recharge (used, CPO) for the dream. Grand Highlander Hybrid + Palisade Hybrid on a value-shopping day if the top picks felt right but the money didn't.
  4. Confirm before signing: Progressive quote on the target VIN, Sportage loan payoff, and stackable incentives (Kia loyalty + PHEV conquest for the Telluride/EV9; end-of-month for quota leverage; 24K-mi Sportage service on 2026-08-26 doubles as the trade-in appraisal moment). Current offer clocks: Kia/Volvo/Mazda/Rivian specials expire ~7/31, Toyota/Lexus ~8/3 — the numbers reset monthly, so re-pull before the test-drive weekend.
  5. If the answer turns out to be an EV: seriously price the lease before buying. EV9 $449 + $3,999 DAS / Ioniq 9 $533 + $0 down (both ~$592–610/mo effective incl. WA tax) transfer the worst-in-class depreciation risk to the captive and leave a 3-year exit. If leasing, sell the Sportage separately rather than sinking $25K of trade equity into a lease.

Appendix — fit-score board (reference)

A 100-point scoring exercise, preserved for the record. It doesn't pick the car under the current framing (Sienna scored 58 and is the top pick; the score axes were built for "local electric" as a 30-point weight, which was one criteria run and is not the whole picture).

Rank Candidate LE /30 Fam /20 AWD·Clr /15 Comfort /10 Assist /10 Oroville /10 Rel /5 Total
1 Kia EV9 Wind AWD 30 17 12 10 10 10 1 90
2 Hyundai Ioniq 9 SEL AWD 30 18 9 10 10 10 2 89
3 Lexus TX 550h+ 25 15 12 10 8 10 5 85
4 Rivian R1S Dual Large 30 16 15 3 8 9 1 82
5 Mazda CX-90 PHEV 25 13 12 9 5 10 1 75
6 Used 2024 XC90 Recharge 25 10 13 4 7 10 2 71
7 Grand Highlander Hybrid MAX 5 18 12 10 8 10 5 68
8 Kia Telluride Hybrid 5 17 12 10 10 10 2 66
9 Hyundai Palisade Hybrid 5 16 11 10 10 10 2 64
10 Toyota Sienna Hybrid 5 20 6 10 4 10 3 58

Oroville-axis scores reflect the installed L2 at Ladybug. The Volvo EX90 and Subaru Ascent live on the ruled-out list, not this board. The framing question this table can't answer: "Is 90 fit worth an extra ~$50/month wealth-change (+$290 vs +$240 over keeping) and an ICCU failure risk over a 58-fit Sienna that fits the family perfectly?" That's what §1 and §10 are for.